Winners' Entries

I'm finally going to post them! You ready?

I will post the stories today.

Esmee Boomblossom's:

Justin Bieber coolly approached the Friendly Necromancer’s door. Before he could knock, the door opened. A young woman with beautiful black hair was there, talking to the wizard.

“Selena Gomez?! Why are you here!” Justin sputtered.

“Same reason you’re here, peach fuzz!” Selena smiled in reply. “I’m here to answer Friendly’s challenge.”

The dapper wizard chuckled. “Yes, you both are invited to my special challenge….” With a wave of his wand, he illuminated the chandelier above their heads.

“Friendly?” Justin Beiber looked askance at Selena.

“We’re on a first name basis. What do you call him, Mr. Necromancer?” Selena fired back.

“Silence!” interjected the wizard. “Now listen to me. I want each of you to write me a charming, catchy tune – with sesquipedalian lyrics. Whosever lyrics are more sesquipedalian, I shall grant you three wishes. Furthermore, your winning song will become ubiquitous at all future Wizard School functions.”

“Wait,” Justin asked. “you want the lyrics to have 50 legs? I don’t get it.”

“No, silly,” Selena answered. “according to my iPhone, it means “polysyllabic, long winded.”

“Oh.” Justin thought a moment. “I call dibs on ‘antidisestablishmentarianism!’”

“Oh yeah, then I call dibs on, um, ubiquitous!” Selena yelled.

“Polysyllabic!” yelled Justin.

“No fair, I said that one first!” retorted Selena.

“SILENCE!” boomed the usually Friendlier Necromancer. He scratched his chin. “On second thought, I changed my mind. Good day to you both.” Suddenly, Selena and Justin found themselves briefly staring at a loading screen, before finding themselves plopped outside the wizard’s house. They looked at each other sheepishly, then began to whisper together.

Several minutes later, they knocked on the wizard’s door together. He answered with a tired look. “What is it, you ornery monkeys?”

With the polished million-watt smiles of professional child stars, the two began to sing:

“The only thing more polysyllabic than antidisestablishmentarianism,
Is the compliments we feel compelled to give of your fantastic necromantic mysticism,
Your ubiquitous generosity is announced by all loquacious songs and dancers,
We bow to your awesomeness, Mister Friendly Necromancer!”

Friendly Necromancer beamed. “That’s wonderful! Just what I was hoping for! And I’m glad you two finally quit bickering like ninnies.” He looked each of them in the eye. “But my contest is over, you get no wishes. Good bye!” And he closed the door.

Wolf Nighttail's:

Very Busy Day

This story begins on a normal morning in Ravenwood, when all students are going to their classes. I (Wolf Nighttail) however am not only trying to get to his class, but also outrun the school bully Justin Bieber. The bell happens to ring, and I make it to class in the nick of time, but Mr. Bieber has not and he has to face the consequences with Headmaster Ambrose. As I sit down, The Friendly Necromancer (Necro) taps my shoulder, “Psst. Why were you almost late today?” “I’m sorry Necro, Justin always picks on me and bullies me around, and I have no idea why!” Ms. Falmea turns around and tells us to be quiet, or we have to go in the corner and deal with the Phoenix. We immediately close our lips and listen until the end of class. “Okay class, before you leave, whoever is interested in signing up for the wizard competition, the sign-up sheet is on my desk. The competition is at 5 o’clock today”. When the bell rang for lunch, we sign up and as we head towards the door, I ask, “Necro, how is it possible that your church is still in the state?” “Simple, because it is Antidisestablishmentarianism”. “ Necro, are you sesquipedalian, or do you use such words?” “No.” We hurriedly go to our lockers to go grab our lunches, and talk about how fun the competition will be this year. Unfortunately, Justin’s locker is next to mine, and he happened to meet us there before we left to eat. “Give me your lunch money wimp”. I pretend that I don’t hear him and begin to walk away. He repeats it, but loudly, and pretty soon, begins to charge towards me. I run as fast as my chicken legs can, but he ends up running over me, successfully snatching my money out of my pockets. “Don’t forget, you’re my 5 o’clock appointment today, and we are going to fight next to the dumpster, so be there.” As Necro came to pick me up, I was a little worried. “Now I have a fight with Justin at 5, and the competition is at 5. Can this day get any worse?” Then I see Selena Gomez (my dream girl) across the hall walking towards me. I tune out everyone and everything, and see her in a black background. She’s holding an invitation. “Hey Wolf, I know we don’t talk a lot, but I’m having a pool party today at 5 o’clock, and I hope to see you there” I nod in anxiety, and she slowly makes her leave. Necro comes up to me and says, “So tell me how you’re going to Selena’s party, the competition, and your grave at the same time”. I then realized what I had done, and I began to cry uncontrollably, but then I see Selena behind the school with Justin. They look like they’re going to kiss, but she’s actually beating him up and throws him in the dumpster as if he was a dummy. As much as I am disappointed in denying Selena’s invitation, I’m also scared to how hard she might throw me in that dumpster. I go and tell her sincerely, “Selena, I really am sorry, but I cannot come to your party at 5. The thing is, I’m going to a wizard competition with my friend, and have a fight with Justin at 5 as well.” Then with a surprised shock she replied, “Oh well, you don’t have to worry about Justin, I took care of him. Fortunately, I know of a way to help you with your problem”. With the wave of her wand, she recited a spell “Since Wolf can’t be in two places at once, make this spell make him ubiquitous.” Then instantly, I saw double of myself, but it’s like he had a mind of his own. However, what I didn’t know was that there wasn’t only two of me; I seemed to pop up at around 500 places. I smiled, and walked off as Necro and I enjoyed our competition while Selena and I enjoyed our pool party. And as for Justin, let’s just say he got dumped by Selena Gomez.

Let's just say the judges don't like Justin Bieber.

Sabrina Willoweye's:

"Darn! Stupid Krokodillian!", Justin exclaimed.

"Sweetie, what's wrong?", asked Selena as she came in.

"Oh! Nothing!", He squeaked as he quickly tried to shut the laptop on his desk.

"C'mon Justin, what were you doing? Were you playing...IT...again?" She asked with her head in her hands, as if fearing the answer.

"Have I mentioned how much I love you lately?" He asked.

"Love is ubiquitous, I don't need your love." She stated simply.

"Wow, that was a very sesquipidelian word! Have you been reading the dictionary again?" He exclaimed.

"Well, maybe just a little bit." She said smugly.

Just then, the computer on his laptop dinged, signaling that he had just received an e-mail.

"Who's that from?" Selena asked.

"I don't know, let me check." He replied.

He pulled up his messages to see an e-mail from the Friendly Necromancer. It read;

"Hey man, just checking to make sure you were coming to the Wizard101 convention. It's going to be a blast!"

"Justin..." Selena said, "YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU QUIT!"

"I'm sorry! I just can't do it!" He cried.

"WE ARE OVER! YOU CREEPY LITTLE ADDICT!" She screamed.

"Baby, baby, baby, nooooooo." He sang.

"That stupid stuff worked the first time, but not anymore!" She yelled as she grabbed her bag and walked out the door.

He glared at the computer screen. "Why can't I quit you?" He whispered.

Shannon Willowweave's:

Selena Gomez trudged through the ubiquitous fog that surrounded her. She was told to meet Justin at the pier. “Nasty sea,” She moaned. “It makes me unable to even see my feet in this fog!”

“Selena!” Came a voice through the fog, and Selena could barely see Justin’s figure. Wait! Were there two people? As Selena approached the shadows, she noticed that the other figure standing beside Justin was the Friendly Necromancer!

“I’ve seen you before,” She shook the Necromancer’s hand. “You run that very interesting blog. I love it!”

“My blog is a little rudimentary, however,” the Necromancer sighed. “It is, in face, incomplete, for I only voice my own thoughts instead of sharing other people’s opinions.”

“Rudifendary-what?” Selena asked.

“I apologize for using sesquipedalian words,” the Necromancer said. “Rudimentary means childish, immature.”

“Ah,” Selena said embarrassed.

Justin immediately entered the conversation. “You want help with your blog? We love to play Wizard101 and sharing our opinions would be great! You can get your ‘other people’s opinions’ and we can share our thoughts on the spectacular game!”

The Friendly Necromancer was a little taken aback. “You would devote your some of your time to my blog?”

“Yes, of course!” Selena smiled her ‘charming, paparazzi smile’. (She had been practicing it to look good in magazines).

“Oh, delightful,” the Necromancer smiled. “But I don’t know much about you two. I had just met Justin when I was walking to have some privacy of the sea shore where no one is, but we just started talking. Although I suppose you couldn’t do any actual harm.”

Selena shot an evil glance at Justin, who had earlier broken his grandmother’s vase accidentally when he was playing with her cat. Selena looked at Justin firmly and stated, “We’ll do our best not to break anything... I mean, we won’t.”

“Oh, that’s jolly good then,” the Necromancer smiled. “I’ll see you in an hour to help me with my blog. I really appreciate it! You two are such a big help! Thank you.” And with that, the three high-fived each other and started off into the fog.

Talon Dragonrider's:

Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Selena Gomez, but everyone called her Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a averagely prandsom hince named Justin Bieber.

One day, the prandsom hince (Justin Bieber) decided to have a bancy fall. He invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. But Rindercella (Selena Gomez) could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. So she just cat fsdown and scried. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared, though on closer inspection it was the friendly necromancer popping in from Wizard City. Now the friendly necromancer is a ubiquitous sort of person, a And they waived their wagic mand...and all of a sudden there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. But now they said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, I will try to not be sesquipedalian here, and just use small words for you. You must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"

So Rindercella went to the bancy fall, where she met the averagely prandsom hince, who she had been watchin through a widden hindow. She and the prandsom hince nanced all dight till nidmight...and they lell in fove. Suddenly, the mid clock struck night; Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!

The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. He came to Rindercella's (Selena’s) house. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on Rindercella...and it fid dit, it was exactly the sight rize!

The next day, Rindercella and the averagely prandsom hince were married and they lived everly hafter happward.

Now, the moral of the story is this: If you ever loll in fove with a averagely prandsom hince, be sure and slop a dripper!

Take care!